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Sillyash1997
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Posted on Friday, May 07, 2010 - 01:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'll Be The blue Inhaler Player
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Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 - 05:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

no wat i did was i went too the bed next to me pressed there button loads off times then ran back in to my bed pretended i was asleep and waited til the nurse came the whole ward was doing it to the person next to them until about 4 in the morning ha


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Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 06:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

becca - lol! us lot all on the same ward hehe, don't, that's just asking for trouble...

vicky - i do that at home, drives my mum up the wall lol :P

oh this was not on purpose but the tv thing that they had by my bed wasn't working and i was pestering them for ages trying to fix it. they never did and it got them annoyed lol. but i mean, what's the point of it taking up space if it wasn't going to work?

*runs away as she's not captured*


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Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 09:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Take your aerochamber in and stick summat in the end of it so that it makes loud noises-I use my pf meter when practicing at home, and breathe through it. should work a treat!

*edit*Lets make a KA orcestra! I am the aerochamber player!

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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 11:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Constantly say "I wish I'd gone private the NHS is awful" hehe

Use your phone constantly

And point out spelling mistakes in their clinical notes!

Cheeky I know- I blame the aminophylline :P


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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 10:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

lol-I would be singing the national anthem in diff languages at all hours!
lol.


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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 - 09:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

They wouldnt have ya!


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Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 09:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ooo-don't tempt me-I am sure I can get a flight :D


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Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 07:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

*imagines the havoc all you lot could create if all costafied on same ward all at the same time*


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Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 06:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yea but hospital food is bad...there was something in the news/on the radio some percentage of both patients and staff saying how bad the food actually was (cannot remember facts and figures cos it was on around 7am and i was not quite awake funnily enough)
7) Refuse to get up and dressed at 6am - Just because everybody else is does not mean im gonna


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Posted on Monday, December 17, 2007 - 12:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

yeh i iz relly fussy bout wat i eat in der and reject everythin lol !!!

cazz ...x

XXX


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Posted on Friday, December 14, 2007 - 10:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hi i got an idea what you could do for anyone captured in hospital wanting out no 10 sing I know a song that gets on your nerves at the top of your voice if your lungs will let you and making sure you try not to disturb anyone in bed next door or geta room of your own.

no 11 he he and pour up a glass of water and tip it into another cup pretending you want the toilet and say want toilet in an andy voice from little britain from Raver


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Posted on Friday, December 14, 2007 - 06:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

6. Knock ur venflon out by accident at 2am when theres no1 around (esp fun if your difficult to cannulate, and they've had 5 goes and you say get soem1 else!!!)


Vickyn00b
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Posted on Friday, December 14, 2007 - 05:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

lol-why not.
no 5-sit in a wheelchair and shout "WANT THAT ONE!!!"


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Posted on Thursday, December 13, 2007 - 02:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ha ha you made the post WOW
im still ill but at home now =(
still having bad attacks
xx


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Posted on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 09:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

:P Shame!


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Posted on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 04:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

lol! only if ur captured!


Becca1
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Posted on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 - 07:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Does being their daughter count?! :P


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Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 09:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ewwww matt!!! food allergies are pretty good for annoying them... esp when u've had GA and they cant let u go til u've eaten sumthin but they dont have anything u can eat! My mum had to go to the shops in the end...


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Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 09:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

3: go poopee in the sicky hat:-O


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Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 09:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

2: Press the button every 5 mins (well they shouldnt say press if you want anything and not expect a : I wanna go home)


Vickyn00b
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Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 - 12:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I thought that we could ue this thread for people who are captured to use.
I'll Begin.
No.1-Sing The Irish National anthem at the top of your voice at 2 in the morning.

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